Motherhood is........part 3

Motherhood is.........

Having to always have a snack/drink to hand. Heaven forbid your children don't eat for an hour.

Making sure said snack/drink is healthy.

Well most of the time!

Always having to know where the nearest toilet is.

Always making sure everyone uses the toilet before any journey.

I mean ANY journey!

Thinking crafts will be fun & the spending days clearing up glitter & beads & cursing yourself.

Failing to remember the last time you saw a film over a PG rating.

Emma xxx

Motherhood is............Part 2

Motherhood is.........

Not being able to leave the house alone

Running out of milk is a nightmare because a. You need tea! b. A trip to the shop which should be 10 minutes will take an hour.

Being the only one to put loo roll in the bathroom or know where its kept.

Dreading homework projects that begin with can you make.........

Thinking baking will be a fun activity but then remembering why you usually just buy ready made. The mess. The stress. The strange burning smell.

Wondering why you thought swimming lessons was a good idea when you have to rush around like a loon!

Being excited if you find a nice toilet on your travels. I honestly should write a best toilet facilities book.

Never sleeping properly ever again!

If you enjoyed this you might want to read Part 1 Motherhood is...............Part 1

Motherhood is......

Motherhood is.........

Being the one able to locate lost things

Only watching PG rated films

Never going to the bathroom alone

Secretly throwing craft projects made by your children in the bin in stealth ninja style

Desperately searching YouTube so you can make a rainforest out of loo roll & crepe paper

Having to say everything multiple times before anyone does it

Being excited if you locate a new park as you've been to the other ones 200 times & you've lost the will to live

Not being able to sleep at night until you've checked the children are ok

Being super proud of the noisy energy sucking gorgeous little people & enjoying the couple of peaceful hours between sleep & morning.

What are your motherhood is.......

Emma xxx